- You will be burnt to a crisp and die,
- Your cities will be ravaged by tsunamis and floods.
Gee Whiz -- What a Gloomy Gus.
For example, sharks (and their human equivalent, lawyers with lots of people to sue for causing this hot mess) are going to love Global Warming.
|Undersea World of Cousteau Replaces NBC Nightly News.|
|Always Wanted to go to Antarctica for Spring Break!|
|Thong Bikinis on Casual Fridays at Work.|
|Citing EPA Health Benefits of Dry Heat, Hell Moves to Syria.|
|"Where's Waldo Hiding the Cold Brewskis?" is #1 World Game.|
|Russia Solves Economic Problems, Introducing Club-Med Siberia.|
|Carbon Tax on Hot Air Forces Congress to Shut Down.|
|Dinosaurs Reappear in Galapagos Islands After Million Year Hiatus.|
|Florida Washes Away Making Presidential Elections Much Easier.|
|Two Words (even in Nebraska, Alaska, or Sweden): SURF's UP!!!|
Some Random Thoughts That Also Pop Into My Head:
The Fussin' and Fightin': In the Blogosphere, when people debate highly technical points (like temperature statistical methods), we are reminded of how Nerds Talk Trash/Smack.