- You will be burnt to a crisp and die,
- Your cities will be ravaged by tsunamis and floods.
Gee Whiz -- What a Gloomy Gus.
|Undersea World of Cousteau Replaces News with Brian Williams.|
|Always Wanted to go to Antarctica for Spring Break!|
|Thong Bikinis on Casual Fridays at Work.|
|Citing the Health Benefits of Dry Heat, Hell Moves to Iran.|
|"Where's Waldo Hiding the Cold Brewskis?" is #1 World Game.|
|Russia Solves Economic Problems, Introducing Club-Med Siberia.|
|Carbon Tax on Hot Air Forces Congress to Permanently Shut Down.|
|Dinosaurs Reappear in Galapagos Islands After Million Year Hiatus.|
|Florida Washes Away Making Presidential Elections Much Easier.|
|Two Words (even in Nebraska, Alaska, or Sweden): SURF's UP!!!|
Some Random Thoughts That Also Pop Into My Head:
The Fussin' and Fightin': In the Blogosphere, when people debate highly technical points (like temperature statistical methods), I'm reminded of how Nerds Talk Trash/Smack.